Sochacki, Mayo Clinic hope for best

As the weather warms and Spring Training rapidly approaches, one cornerstone to Evergreen Park Diamondbacks finds himself heading north.

Hitler abandons site for one with information

The Evergreen Park Diamondbacks today announced that Hitler and his senior staff have closed their subscriptions to the Evergreen Park Diamondback website and instead, are getting their baseball propaganda from TomJalana.com. Said the actor who plays Hitler in the movie, “We have had it with the lack of updates on the Evergreen Park Diamondback website. [...]

As Virus Shuts Down Studio, Sochacki and Krivickas turn to the “Last Resort”

In what was initially a highly anticipated weekend in film for Tom Jalana and his team at Flying-J Studios, a lack of creativity infected the team, causing the immediate shut-down of their production for the 48 Hour Film Competition.
Overall, only two members of the 22-person crew escaped without being infected by the virus. Actress Kiya [...]

Breaking News: Evergreen Park Diamondbacks website updated – sorta

After a decade of played games, years of careful planning and months of inactivity, the Evergreen Park Diamondbacks team website has been updated. Today.
What’s new to the site is nothing visible, but it’s what was removed that is new. While fans and team members still don’t have access to Career Stats, Career Leader Stats, Current [...]

Senese censors media

In a bizarre twist of events, Sergio Senese, webmaster for the Evergreen Park Diamondbacks and Commissioner of the Southside Wooden Bat League, exercised censorship by removing the link to www.tomjalana.com from the aforementioned websites.
The move by Senese comes as a complete surprise to Tom Jalana, founder of tomjalana.com, and could be viewed as retaliation response [...]

Argentina not crying for Senese

Were Eva Peron alive today, she’d pull up a chair and look Evergreen Park Diamondbacks outfielder Sergio Senese straight in the eyes to let him know that nobody, including Argentina, is crying for him.
On the heels of a tough 3-2 loss to the Orbitz, Senese went on his typical tyraid about [insert something – nay, [...]

Senese Under Fire

The Evergreen Park Diamondbacks head into the 2009 baseball season with high expectations after letting the league title slip through their hands last year. But while the D-backs’ expectations are high, manager Serigo Senese has come under fire in recent months from some veteran members of the clubhouse.
“We all appreciate the work that Senese puts [...]

Jalana Under Investigation by FCC

TomJalana.com’s very own, Tom Jalana finds himself under investigation by the FCC as allegations made by the Cicero Cubs that Jalana “slandered” their team. Says Jalana, “I only report the truth, and judging by the score of their loss to the Diamondbacks, is this – they STINK.”

Diamondbacks Announce Fan Appreciation Day

The Evergreen Park Diamondbacks revealed details of their much-anticipated fan appreciation day.

Canseco to Congress: “I Injected Senese.”

Say it ain’t so – Former MLB player Jose Canseco says that he injected Sergio Senese several times over the course of the 2004 season. Senese, who struggled mightily that year at the plate, denied the allegations and said that he will fight to clear his name.

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